- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

womens rights.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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