- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

12 in general

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

The cream, it is coming

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

knock knock who's there? your destiny

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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