- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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