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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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