A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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