- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Knock Knock. Doors open

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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