- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Sarah Jessica Parker

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What's the difference between a duck?

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Albert <3 Hunter

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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