What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Yes

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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