- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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