what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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