What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

I'm rick james bitch

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

whats black? the colour

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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