- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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