Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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A hill billy went fishing

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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woman's rights

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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