- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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