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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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