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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

A bar walks into a man

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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