- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Gus's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

i have two hands.

roses are red violets should be purple

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

how much fish could a chicken

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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