- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Poker face

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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