- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Dumbledore dies.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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