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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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