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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Skinny people fart less.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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