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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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