how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

whats white jizz

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A sober Irish individual.

I am a mime

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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