- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

My spelling is horrible

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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