- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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