- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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