There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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