why dont they make black forks

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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