- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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