- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget walked under a bar.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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