What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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