- Anti Joke

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.