do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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