Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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