- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

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