There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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I like school Said no one ever.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Anti Joke

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