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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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