- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A man penetrates another man.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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