what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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alert('The Game')

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

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