- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Gay rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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