- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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