Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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knock knock... ...no answer

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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