so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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