- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

God is real.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??