- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

HELLO EVERYONE

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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