Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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