- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Andoni was here

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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