A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

binladin walks into the american seals

I like school Said no one ever.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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