What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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