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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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