What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Gay rights.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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No antijoke here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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