- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Wait! hundred billions!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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