- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

drugs.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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