Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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