A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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