- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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