Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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haha black people :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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