- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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