3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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