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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

whats hairy and crys your mom

Yes

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Justin Bieber.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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