- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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