Communism hehe xd

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A pope meets another one

a black man walks out of popeyes

Eric is gay Ha

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

woman's rights

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

scraggle is in you pillow case

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Anti Joke

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