Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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PENIS that is all

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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