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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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