Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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women rights

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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