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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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