- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

So a bar walks into a man...

Matthew Wyckoff

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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