Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Anti Joke

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