A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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