- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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