- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Guess what? I like trains.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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