Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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your mum

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