- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.