- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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