What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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