Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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men, men like men= men+bed

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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