What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Tunechi

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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