- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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