Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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