- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Golf.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

i killed my family

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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