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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

rocky is here again.......................

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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