there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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american idol

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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star wars kid

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