- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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