- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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