- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

you give like i give lomain

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Do the roar!

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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