Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What's worse than this That :(

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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