Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Maths.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

12/23/2012

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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