There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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american idol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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