- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Your big dick.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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