- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

God is real.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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