- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Gus's mom

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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