- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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