What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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