- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's just not right? Left

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

a man was shot.... he died

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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