- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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