What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

thumb_up thumb_down -10

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

thumb_up thumb_down -10

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

thumb_up thumb_down -10

men's rights activists

thumb_up thumb_down -10

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops