Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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A van drives into a car.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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WILLYS

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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