- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Women's rights.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Knock, Knock Come in

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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