- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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