Apple hates Blackberry.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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