- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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