- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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