Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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I am a mime

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

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