Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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