- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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