My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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