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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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