- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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