- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Potassium? K.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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