- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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