- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

9/11 my birthday

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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