Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

A Jew walks into Macy's

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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