- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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