- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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