- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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