- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock who's there ?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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