- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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