- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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