A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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