- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A terrorist robs a walrus.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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