- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

LO AND BEHOLD!

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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