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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Women's rights.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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