What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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