Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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