- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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