A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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u know whats a crime? rape

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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