- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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