whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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No

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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