- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

justin beiber sucks

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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