- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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