- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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