Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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