Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A sober Irish individual.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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