why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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I'm Coming

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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