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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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