- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

angelo snyder is not ga

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock come in !

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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