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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man was shot. He died.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

I will create more jobs for americans

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

eoin burgin is fat

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

white or wheat? wheat please.

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