If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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