- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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