Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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