- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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