How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Women.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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