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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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