Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Jersey Shore.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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