troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

i like turtles

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Anti - Jokes. com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...