A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Apple hates Blackberry.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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