- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

woman's rights

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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