- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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