- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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