Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Anti Joke

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