- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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