Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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