- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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