- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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