Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

No antijoke here.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

womens rights.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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