- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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