Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

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