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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Apple hates Blackberry.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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