once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Anti Joke

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