what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Lady, calm down, you are missing out on the details here. We knew he was selling information as "The Wiz", from there on it was no problem tracking him down, but having us track him down at the core of Point Zero, would have dragged you all down with him, he was into sharing not only precious Intel, but also some sick shit, nobody is going to mourn him, and neither should you. We sent him a tip so he would get to some location where he would still be able to bypass the lockdown (easy to assume a little geek knows how to manage this), but a small anonymous tip would never have been enough to make him run for it, the next part was to make sure the info on his anonymous message, begin to come true. Sorry about the rest, I needed to know what position he had among "the Order", and he was shot down by a sniper, he knew too much, his involvement, and abilities as both a liar and a traitor, could easily have made it so he would have lied the blame on you, so he could have gone free. And believe me, this happens a lot, and is probably what happened to the old underground as well, think about it, you begin selling some dirty info videos, pictures of things nobody should see in the name of some "organization" (I have no idea what you call your thing, and it is best you never tell me). Then what is left? You claim the entire organization you work for, are the ones responsible for your dirty work, you tell your captors, and you go home rewarded with freedom taking the whole organization down with you, when in this case, the one that would have gone free, would have been the only one to blame. I know what the rest of you are doing, I mean I was part of its foundation years ago, and there is nothing illegal about it, yet people such as the feds would as they did, have brought the whole place down again, and as they had nothing to accuse us for back then other than "we do not like this", they never shared this to the mainstream media. Cant have that happening again, no matter the cost, and if you ask me, some small geek pedophile selling bullshit, should not blame you all, but die, that is justice. It was not "nice knowing me", we will meet again, I mean it, even if I have to get your cell number on "gray terms", you might not like it, but I will call you, on friendly terms of course. The setup is finished, got to go, cant sit here typing on my laptop anymore, gotta get back to the office.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Poop...

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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read this sentence again.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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