What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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