What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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