I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What page are you on The gay page.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock. Come in.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Colin is gay but toasters are not

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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