Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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