What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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SEX

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Alchohol.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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