- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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