- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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