What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Racial equality.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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