- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

"Knock knock." "Come in."

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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