What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Hello.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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