- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

PENIS that is all

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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