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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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