- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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