what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

No soap radio

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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