- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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