Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Refridgerator.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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