What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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