- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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