- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

roses are red poo is poo

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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