Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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