- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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