- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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