So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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