why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Camerons hair is Curly..

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

You idiot.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

how do you call someone? use a phone

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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