- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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