- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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