- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

salad days!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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