Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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roses are red poo is poo

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Urban ghettos

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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