My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

One, two, three, four and five

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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