Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

womens rights.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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