What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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you see theres this guy.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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