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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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