What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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