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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

The child was fired from his job.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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