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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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