- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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