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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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