Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Faithful men.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Your big dick.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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