- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

whats 2+2? 4

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

No your aunties a joke

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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