- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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