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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A miserable man committed suicide.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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