- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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