- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

someone called someone else a frog

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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