- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Peas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

womans rights...

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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