- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??