- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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