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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

can you pass the soap?

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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