- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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