- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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