- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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