What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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