- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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