- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Equal rights!

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

XD Jackass.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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