Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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