Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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