- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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