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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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