- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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