- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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