- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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