- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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