Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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