My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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