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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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