- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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