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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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