se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Death by kayak

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Gay rights.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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