The adventures of Helen Keller:

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Andoni was here

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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