- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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