- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A guy walks into a bar

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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