- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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