What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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