- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

hahahahaha thats not funny

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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