- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Hello

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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