How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

j.p. is dumb

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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