- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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