- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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