Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Anti Joke

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