Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Tony Romo

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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woman's rights

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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