- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What are annoying? Ads.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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