- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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