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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

woman's rights

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head