Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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womens rights

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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knock knock Goodbye

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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