Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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