A guy at a baseball game....

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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