hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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the WNBA.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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