Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Knock knock. Its open.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Anti Joke

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