whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Indians

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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