But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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