A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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whats a joke

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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